Since this has clearly become ‘poke fun at a-holes’ week on the blog, let’s move on to this random photo, shall we?
1) Who is this dirty old man macking on the hipster chick moving in? And who wants to bet he shows up at their door at 3:38AM this Saturday night looking for some drunk ole man hipster loving?
2) We know who this chick is. She’s clearly clueless, probably moving in for the summer because NYU’s dorms are so yesterday. One question: WTF is with that afro?
3) And while we’re at it, what IS that? Preggers? Alien? MeatBag? Whatever it is, it’s totally HOT.
4) No Ass. Totally an old man in white sock’s choice.
5) Unlocked doors. Smart.
6) WTF is that, a lampshade??
7) Hipster loot. Hey, need some help moving? Let me get that for you…<