New ‘F5’ Sponsored Metal Regifting 2010

Published on: September 19th, 2010 | Last updated: December 15, 2015 Written by:

F5 METAL

Sept 20, 2010
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
L.I.C, NEW YORK — The LTV Squad (NYSE:LTVX) today announces the release of our 2010 regifting cache.

This cache, containing extremely rare ‘F5’ metal cut “art” and other metal debris is designed to get even the loneliest, afro haired skinny jean wearing moron LAID. That’s right – LAID! Because what hipster chick can refuse a guy with an apartment full of rare art, and a ride on an awesome motorcycle – where she gets to rub her titties all up on your business. Oh yeah!

Sponsored by LTV Head of Interior Design, Mr. F5, this cache is Metal enough to knock Dr. Rockso on his cocaine addled ass. “I donated only the most brutal art money can’t buy to this project”, Mr F5 is believed to have stated, between bouts of chugging his morning liter of Diesel.

So let’s back up a second – what was that about a motorcycle? Yes, that is right: THIS CACHE CONTAINS A FREE MOTORCYCLE.

Cyclin' F5 Style

All of this stuff is free, on the streets of NYC! RIGHT NOW! So what the hell are you waiting for???!!!!

GET OUT THERE AND GO GET YOURSELF SOME! CUZ THERE’S MONEY TO BE MADE AND HOES TO GET LAID!

About LTV:
The LTV Squad are the original NYC UE motherfuckers. Officially founded in the fabulous 1980’s, LTV has been exploring NYC for 20 solid years.

Press Contacts:
Svetlana Dubinasky, V.P. of Marketing Operations, NY/RU.
LTV, Inc.
control {AT} ltvsquad.com

LTV, LTVX, LTV Squad, LTV-RP and LTV Regifting Program are registered trademarks or trademarks of the Ltv Squad, Inc. Other company and product names may be trademarks of their respective owners.

F5 METAL

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