No, seriously. Don’t talk to the police. I’m not saying that in an angry punk rock middle-finger-in-the-air-fuck-you-pig kinda way (though not everybody here at LTV is above such behavior). Any good lawyer will tell you not to talk to the police under any circumstances. Though there is plenty to be said for the “Playing stupid” method or the “Shrug your shoulders and just be honest with them because what you’re doing is so stupid and meaningless that they’re just going to give you strange looks and let you go, trust me, you won’t believe what we just got away with” method of dealing with law enforcement, most of the time it’s a good idea to just smile, say you can’t make any statements, and shut the fuck up. You don’t even have to be a dick about it.
The following video is a bit long by internet standards but if it keeps you out of jail, it’s worth it, no?