Disturbed by reports of ‘urban explorers’ infiltrating drainage systems and taking disgustingly boring photos that no one cares about, we here at LTV decided to support the international ban on draining.
Explorers found trespassing in our drains are subject to beatings, harassment and robbery. Their photo-jackoff quota will not be met.
Our all volunteer army is dedicated toward the preservation of the sanctity of our draining infrastructure, and preventing it’s exploitation by smug exploration tourists who pollute the internet with their lame HDR vomit photography.
We’ll take it a step further by posting these absolutely fucking awesome photos from our drain patrols.
The message is clear: if you can’t compete, just stay the fuck home. Draining Stops Today.
All kidding aside, mad props to Sea Sheperd