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Enjoy Brilliance.

December 17th, 2012 by Comments to this post

I have detailed maps of NYC in my fucking brain. I know how to program in several languages. I know how to hack a plain cake mix and turn it into something Christopher Walkens parents would love ( they were bakers, you know…)

I know how to user test, do statistical analysis in SPSS and discovered that 91% of patients with Congenital adrenal hyperplasia are white.

<-? If ($smart) {$ur='awesome'}?->

See – php is easy. And yes I added those dashes on purpose.

I know how to grow any kind of plant. I know what girls like. I can use photoshop like a ninja. I candy bacon. I can change my own oil, carve my own wood and use a plasma cutter to carve metal.

I can paint a boxcar in less than an hour. I can rock a throwy in less than a minute. I can cut a hole in a fence in seconds. Fuck barriers you are free!

I’m not poor but I’m not rich. And I don’t care.

If knowledge were money, I’d be a fucking god, and chances are so would you.

We’re rich, beeeeeotch!






“Captain Jean-Luc Picard: The economics of the future is somewhat different. You see, money doesn’t exist in the 24th century.

Lily Sloane: No money? You mean, you don’t get paid?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: This acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force of our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of humanity.”

One Response to “Enjoy Brilliance.”

  1. PegLegGuy says:

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    Well said, Control!

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