The LTV Guide to Looting Heat

Published on: January 19th, 2014 | Last updated: December 4, 2015 Written by:

AYE IT’S FUCKING COLD IN NYC IN THE WINTER. POLAR VORTEXES WILL FREEZE YOUR BALLS OFF! FUEL COSTS TONS OF MONEY, CON ED WANTS YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD, AND IF YOUR RENTING YOUR LANDLORD IS PROBABLY A CHEAP FUCK THAT WON’T GIVE YOU NEARLY ENOUGH HEAT.

FUCK ALL THIS SHIT – LOOT THE HEAT IN THESE 2 EASY STEPS.

LTV RULE NUMBER 3: IF IT EXISTS, IT CAN BE LOOTED!

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    Bad Guy Joe knows more about the NYC underground than anyone else on or below the surface of this planet. He has spent nearly 30 years sneaking into NYC's more forbidden locations. When not underground, he's probably bitching about politicians or building something digital. 
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