FLSDC 2002

(*Note* this event was so utterly mysterious, freaky, and low key that the below invite and many charred piles of paperwork and other crap within a tunnel below Queens, NY, constitute the entire body of evidence that it ever happened, though we vigorously deny even that much to the nosy authorities whom for whatever reasons feel that a little downright pagan activity is a BAD thing. The nerve of them!)


The LTV Squad and SATAN Presents:
"Flaming Leather Studded DilbertCon 2002"

BEING:
The satanic marriage of Dilbert and Pagan Ritual in a dark shitty location.

OR:
An invitation only ceremony (consider yourself and some friends invited) held in a dark desolate area away from the prying eyes of the normals, to cleans the soul of the impurities unto which one is burdened when they must "work". "Work" is a drug that drains away one's imagination and is so highly addictive that almost all who start "Work" do not stop until they become myopic slaves drones devoid of personality. While the addiction is nearly impossible to break, one may fight back, and indulge in the freedom to be freaky.

All attendees are asked to "borrow" an item from their jobs, which will be sacrificed at our smoking altar. participation is not mandatory, but you're one lame fuck if don't. (recommended burn material is paperwork, though we'll gladly help you smash that annoying fax machine if you like...)

Hosted By: Yours Truly and High Priestress Ms. Rabbit

Dress code: All attendees must wear a mask of their choosing, less they desire to be cast into the fire. Black clothing recommended, especially if attending the after party.
Time/Location: This Friday Night. October 4, Queens NY. 9.00pm
Drunken Fetish After Party @ Funhouse: http://www.funhouseparty.com/
Further details and directions to follow by midnight friday morning.

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Hail Zahd, Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!
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