SICK SANTA EXPLORATHON 2003
"I thought it was a joke until I saw all these Santas walking down the street"
- Santa Bob

It was a concept so near dear and twisted that it simply had to be executed: The Sick Santa Explorathon. This was an invite-only event largely inspired by two concepts - the first being the global insanity of "SantaCon" - a one day party held in cities around the globe where insane Santas gather and get their more naughty than nice groove on. Simply stated, "No force on earth can stop one hundred Santas!" . Everyone loves Santa, and if Santa wants to go out and drink beer and get a lap dance, well, you better look out!

The second concept is simple and pure: that Santa is THE ultimate trespasser. Santa has been trespassing since before trespassing was trespassing, and EVERYONE loves santa for it! People WANT Santa to Trespass, and everyone has a little bit of Santa in them!

Given this fact, it was long, long overdue that a bunch of Santas got together and applied this concept to Exploration. The result was a compact and portable group of exploration minded Santas hitting various different NYC locations in a one night explorathon.

I'd like to thank everyone that came from far and wide to hang out and indulge in the insanity, as well as THE MAN - Santa! Every city should have an SSE, if for no other reason than that Santa fucking RULES.

Hey, Elvis-Santa, where are you going with that Bong in your hand??
To Explore, of course...
Going where no other Santa has gone before.
Santa's Fat Ass must have collapsed this roof years ago.
Part of this night's Santa Posse.
After Santa was done with the first location, we gathered up the cars out front and plotted the next destination.
Santa on the Go
Well Hello, it's an abandoned train station, deep under the streets of the Bar-uklyn Ghetto.
Going Deeper, Chugging Beers all the way...
...After finally departing the pitch blackness of this tunnel, Santa traveled back to the cars via a road tunnel that is under repair.
Not a lot to see here, but fuck it, it was a good shortcut.
Next and final stop: A fucked up oil refinery / Chop Shop.
SUV takes a dip in the canal. This location was Old School NY enough to keep The 'Santa' Method happy... Although as we all know well - "it's never enough".
Getting aquainted way in the back...
With the exploring done, the time was ripe to indulge Santa's Other needs...

SANTA IS INVADING YOUR TOWN
You better break out
The Bourbon and Rye
Tequila and Gin
I'm telling you why
Santa is invading your town
He see you when you're naked
And when you're smoking pot
And when you're masturbating
Ev'n when you cop a squat, so:
You better break out
The Bourbon and Rye
Tequila and Gin
I'm telling you why
Santa is invading your town

Merry Fucking Xmas to all.