Biographys:

Name: Control

Role: Founder and Vertuperous Curmudgeon

Control cannot bowl like Al Bundy. Control does not supersize. Control does not invite just anyone to his parties. Control does not smoke anything, though your mom might suggest otherwise. Control is not the man, and probably isn't your friend either. That's ok, because you wouldn't want someone like Control as your friend. Control does not write in the third person, nor is control even a person - or maybe he is, and you are not. Who is to say really... Control hates hipsters, yet he will tie up and spank their girlfriends just the same. Control was there when Reagan was shot. Control was the bullet that was meant for his head. Control is something and everything, though it is nothing you can buy or hold. Control is everywhere, and you are not.

Locations Posted:
These Location files were posted by Control

Personal Site: http://thejoe.ltvsquad.com/