10 reasons




We'd never taken on a large hospital complex before, and here's 10 reasons why losing the red one as this rusty trusty NJ location was phun:

1) Inviting exteriors...
2) Wonderously long halls of chaos and crapola.
3) Hanging with the peanuts gang, creatively modified to be smoking large blunts
4) Shoes: A male explorer's nightmare. It took 30 minutes to coax the ladies from this location... someone get a fucking branic device over here.
5) A sink gets a sinking sensation
6) wheelchairs, biohazard boxes, jugs of 'pulmonary stimulant' pills. Anyone up for a game of doctor? or perhaps just opening up a street pharm?
7) Old Papers - "Carter says 'oil hike could cause recession". Ya think??? That's why we need tricky Dick back.
8) Every hospital needs a blow job room. It's use, however, may or may not be covered by Medicare.
9) ...And endless hallways of filth and despair, leading one further into their own darkness
10) Further proof that NJ is indeed a cesspool. Rubbish and battered buildings oh my! (the women are from NY, so no, there's not even good looking chicks to scope out here! DOH! BYOW!!! )






Many thanks to the dark passage posse for the hospital virginity removal.