H.U.D: Hospital of Unspeakable Death

Ah, the mountains. What a fabulous middle of nowhere place to be, dozens of miles from society. Why the fuck have we driven this far?

Yum yum. can you smell the asbestos?

Left: Silver Shitbird - the stolen disposable get away car, enjoys some sun. 5.9 hours later it will be in a chop shop in Portland, ME. we won't miss the battery.
A good way to access this location is by parachute drop from a stolen airplane. Avoid the drive through insane goat trail mountain roads. Just be careful not to get tangled in the trees.

Left: how not to enter a building. Someone get some scissors over here.
TAKE IT OFF!!!
Looking In. You can taste the lead paint chips in the air. Oh wait a minute... maybe you've just been huffing too much?
After stripping and going in... I mean stripping it off and going in... I mean... oh who the fuck cares. Lead Paint, Plaster, PCP, Asbestos. it's all here baby. Once you go into the black (of this place) you'll never go back.
Stained Glass. Is this a sign from Zahd? what? we need to huff more???

Right: There is no image to the right of this, you stupid fuck.
Here is a lovely hallway. Lets see where this goes.
Humm. Nice Ceiling. Maybe Fat explorers that paratroop in ought to aim for the trees instead?
Great Doorways. Too bad there is no floor between them. Ah fuck it, who cars about a little 30 foot drop.

What is this guy, stupid? What's he been huffing? And where the fuck is the floor, huh?

Left: You'd think this is straight out of a video game of indiana jones movie... except what will fuck with your head is that this place exists - and that it is possible to star in your own crazy climber game, all while snorting all the lead you need to be radiation proof.

Have you gone insane?

The doctor will see you now.
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