With west side subway service recently severely crippled by a fire that took out a signal room ( started by persons unknown ), we were dispatched to inspect the situation first hand by authorizes that may very well not exist, and to file this utterly uninformative, downright fraudulent report here for you, the insomniac public, to be utterly confused by.
This is counterculture from the underground
Eternal revolution this is our sound
LTV Squad better than the best
Megalomaniacal and harder than the rest
-Know the song? You win a cookie!