Single Ski Masked Freak Seeks Love and Crime

Published on: April 28th, 2010 | Last updated: December 8, 2017 | Written by: Bad Guy Joe

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What would an explorer’s post to a singles website read / look like. For extra added comedy value we went so far as to set up this fake profile on a singles site? For shits and giggles I made the above fake profile.

The theme of the post was to really piss off a large number of women you might find on a dating site. Have you ever read some their posts? Seriously for reals, surf around and you too will be disturbed by the vapid chicks who list ‘shopping’ as an interest or hobby, and who also think they’re too good to you know, do normal tasks like open their own doors, wash their own asses, etc. The above fake personal ad was directly inspired by such vapidness, and lasted about a week before being deleted.

Maybe some day I’ll post the message we received from some truly depraved women that believed it was a real ad. Maybe. Until then, if you’re utterly bored and looking for a cheap internet thrill, set up your own fake profile and link it in the comments here!

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