XN: Bridge Nap Edition

Published on: October 1st, 2020 | Written by: Bad Guy Joe

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WHAZ DA GOSS?!
Have you ever climbed a bridge, and just been so completely overwhelmed by the reality of being in the clouds that you had to take a nap? Like right there, on the spot. If so you might just be eligible for membership in one of the most exclusive, snooziest UE clubs. Membership applications are OPEN baby!

Speaking of bridges this dog wins the bridge nap of the week award. Glad they were found and apparently adopted.

Y’all see this car jacked up in the Bronx with the tires stolen? This shit ain’t right. This is what happens when suburban kids come into the city to loot car tires—they bringing jacks with them instead of rocks, cinderblocks, or just leaving that shit on the ground.

ASS: Assorted Subway Shenanigans
The MTA’s inspector general has released their report on the Man Cave found under Grand Central and it is actually really tame all things considered. I was expecting blow up dolls and porn everywhere, not a comfy clean looking room that your mom could stay in.

Sorry folks there will be no number 2 in the NYC subway system. 😛 Even pooping between cars is now against the rules. Remember when Donald Trump claimed he used to ride in between the cars? I bet he shit himself. Poopy Pants Drumpf. THE GREATEST POOPS!!

That New Tunnel Smell
That big tunnel project in Norfolk will be HAPPENING. If you’re going to be in that area in a year or three, it’ll be good to keep an eye on construction. Could be a fun time. Or na. I’m not your dad.

Elon Musk BlowJob site Teslarati is reporting that The Boring Company is now hiring for their tunnel in the middle of the desert and hey why not get paid to get in a tunnel? Then again, Musk would be your boss and fuck that asshole.

Erionite, the more ratified cousin of Asbestos, might derail or drive up the cost of a new tunnel project in New Zealand.

China just broke through carving out a new 31.6 km long transit tunnel, that will feature 22 stations and high speed rail.

Meanwhile, NYC is cancelling a simple busway project, because of Trump. We’re not talking about high speed rail here. We’re not talking about reactivating the long abandoned North Shore rail line—we’re talking about paving a damn road… for a busway. Greatest country in the world eh?

London is building a ‘super sewer‘ and the neighbors are pissed.

ACAB & Co.
LOL Anarchist Jurisdiction. We can only dream.

(And yes I’m linking to the Post version of this article because the ‘journalist’ who did the research for that other publication is a shitbag who likes to take people’s quotes out of context. Fuck that guy.)

Also can we please increase the hiring standards for cops? How hard is it to not park your patrol car on the tracks? Whoever was driving that thing should be fired. Fortunately the train didn’t derail and no one was severely injured.

NYPD also randomly attacked a bunch of pedestrians in the west village Saturday night. I never worry about criminals in NYC, I worry about cops.

Shorty’s Short Shorts
Beer Nerds probably already know there is an ‘abandoned building brewery‘, but if not, well here you go. Is it any good? I got no idea—my non scientific survey of boozey explorers yielded NONE who had tried this place. You been there? Yo speak up!

Like Bandos? Like Movies? Oh Yeah.

Town officials in Hamilton, Ohio are very confused why someone bought a big brick bando that became nothing more than a burned out shell after an arson fire last year.

A long abandoned former Roman bath house in Tarrytown is seeing its first signs of life in many decades, as a trust slowly works to reuse the space.

The smokestacks of the old Sunbury (PA) power plant will be imploded soon.

LOL How you gunna go getting caught writing graffiti while you on community service?!

Bando BBQ
A closed school in Wendell, N.C. was lit up last week. I’ll bet a nickel it was set on fire by white people.

International Update
A meth dealer sentenced to death in Indonesia escaped prison via the Shawshank Method. Hey if you’re bored in jail you may as well become a drainOr.

This huge fake rat was found in a drain tunnel in Mexico and you gunna be thinking you’re seeing things. Don’t smash that link if you’re high right now. Fuck it, if you high right now idk if you should be reading any of this.

An abandoned fire dispatch center in the UK is being repurposed and finally put to use.

It’s not a month without at least one UK home with a secret tunnel being for sale.

And that’s a Wrap:
Covid cases are rising and this winter might be a wild ride: y’all got your subway exploring wish lists ready? Got your Mask Gloves Soap Scrubs? Joe Exotic is a Thug.

WHAT?!

Shout outs to Chris FYB, Lori, Sarah & Hannah for forwarding me some of the stories covered here. Don’t be a mommaluke! Email me any tips ya got at control@ltvsquad.com

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