THE DANK

This photograph might not look like much but it’s worth a million smells.

No— Seriously you don’t want to know where this place is because the smell is hideous. I mean this place is DANK. More nasty than Hilary Clinton’s crotch on Epstein Island kind of DANK. Dirtier than Trump’s day old diaper-pooping bunghole DANK. The type of DANK that can only be described in capital letters.

I don’t even know when I started going into tunnels under NYC. It’s been a LONG ASS time. Like, decades long. And let me tell you, this place is in my top five for DANK. 

I’ve been in tunnels with dead bodies that smelt better than this.

Keep your sock sponsorship. 10 out of 10 will definitely never go again.