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  • “QNS” Lower Montauk transit plan remains vague and deceptive two years later.

    “QNS” Lower Montauk transit plan remains vague and deceptive two years later.


    I really want to be explicit about this: I am one of the biggest transit advocates you’ll ever meet. Strong transit options are what made NYC a great city, and could be leveraged further to make it one of the most ecologically sustainable cities on the planet. Unfortunately our subway and rail systems have not grown to meet demand, and the costs of new route construction are off the charts, bat-shit insane. The MTA is a mismanaged bureaucratic mess currently being used as a pawn in some schoolyard slapfest between our current mayor (DeBlasio) and Governor (Cuomo).

    The need for new transit options is huge. However, I am often extremely disappointed by what passes for transit planning and advocacy these days. Many of the plans being pushed by our elected officials are devoid of facts, or purposely misrepresented with outright lies. These plans are too often not based on actual commuter needs, and are instead only take the considerations of the real estate industry to account. It is easy to see why our politicians are so concerned with pleasing the real estate industry, since many of them are financial supported by deep pocket real estate ‘developers’.

    The “QNS” plan, 2017 edition.
    This time two years ago, Ray Cevoli penned a scathing rebuke of Elizabeth Crowley’s initial Lower Montauk transit plan. We had hoped, by simply pointing out many facts, that attention would be paid to actual reality (vs. a vague pie in the sky idea). Looking through the latest presentation on this route, I can see nothing has changed at all. We are two years into talking about this project and no closer to it ever happening in any form.

    To fully illustrate my point, we’re going to go slide by slide through her presentation, pointing out lies and reading between the lines. This isn’t going to be pretty. Again: I want our city to do better and build more transit routes. But we can’t get there without honesty. Period. We can’t get there by ignoring reality and cherry picking facts. Should we add some form of passenger trains to the Lower Montauk? Absolutely. Should we also plan further into the future, and have a serious talk about the logistics of how goods get transported around Queens, Brooklyn and Long Island? Should we talk about preserving working class jobs, lower wage jobs that are often a stepping stone for those who cannot afford college to earn an income and progress forward in life? Definitely. Should we also talk about actual cost, and how to keep a project like this from blowing through billions of dollars in taxpayer money? Yes. Unfortunately, we’re two years in and many of this discussions haven’t even been brought up. We need to change that. This is serious. If a project like this is handled wrong, it is going to have serious negative consequences for Queens, Brooklyn, and Long Island.

    Into the slides:

    So right from the start, if you throw out the list of ill-informed supporters at the end, we have 14 slides. As we will see, half of these slides are geared towards real estate developers, and there are no slides at all talking directly about who and how many people would ride it. As we progress through this presentation, you too might become infuriated at this complete lack of keeping actual people in mind.

    Also, in this slide there seems to be a big lack of decision making in regard to using em dashes, plain dashes, and spaces. Who proofread this thing? Certainly not Kevin Walsh.


    To illustrate my points, I’ve circled key areas of the presentation in red. Here we see that AECOM is being paid half a million taxpayer dollars to create a study on project. I’m a little confused here. Isn’t this a plan from Crowley’s office? Does she not have staff to do some of this research work? Is she herself adverse to work? I sure hope AECOM’s study considers all the facts, because that’s a lot of money. I could do the job for half the cost in a year.


    Moving to the next slide, reality comes at you fast. This is a huge set of broad statements that need to be unpacked and checked.

    For the first circle, there is currently no connection from the Lower Montauk to the AirTrain. The AirTrain was designed as a stand-alone system, requiring third rail power. The Lower Montauk has never had third rail installed. Want to connect the two? Great! It will cost you well into the hundreds of millions of dollars to do so. All of that new third rail, signal systems, viaduct connects at Jamaica would cost a lot of money.

    The next statement I’ve circled is somewhat false, and akin to comparing apples and oranges. An express train on the LIRR mainline can top out at around 80mph. Sure, that’s 20mph faster than AirTrain, but LIRR passenger trains on the Lower Montauk never ran more than 50mph. The geography of the Lower Montauk, along with the numerous street crossing, restricts it from ever being a high speed transit route. It’s also worth noting the LIRR mainline is 4 tracks wide. The Lower Montauk is 2 tracks, with a single track east of Blissville.

    The last statement on the slide is a complete lie

    The last statement on the slide is a complete lie: existing air train rail cars can’t use the Lower Montauk line. Again, there is no third rail. Installing one, with a modern signal system, would be a billion dollar project. There’s also the little matter of FRA and ADA regulations, which are being ignored. All of those AirTrain cars would likely have to be replaced. Anyone who knows anything about rail operations knows this. This is not an oversight on Team Crowley’s behalf. They have been working on this for two years now. This statement is a lie. A purposely stated lie.

    I’m not sorry to say this: lying to the public is not kosher. It is willful deceit with the intention of achieving a hidden agenda goal. And it is being presented right here, just one slide into this presentation. Once you open the door to lies, it throws every single other piece of information in this presentation into question. Now every line must be analyzed to verify if it is factual or fake news.

    Again: we’re talking about an NYC transit project. Everyone knows we need more transit options. There is zero need at all for any lies.


    Let me be clear: If Crowley didn’t open the door by lying in the previous slide, and in many of her statements on this project, there would be no reason for anyone to ask what this is really about. Instead of a positive discussion on expanding transit, we’ve gone off the rails – entirely due to lies.

    With this slide, you’ll notice the first statement I’ve circled is a questionable attack on the freight railroad that currently operates on these tracks. NY&A safety record is inferior to whose? What factual comparison against other railroads is this statement based upon?

    Let’s back up a second: NY&A has had a few safety issues in years past. Their record, so far as I know, has drastically improved as of late. Also, the NY&A is contracted by the LIRR/MTA to operate their freight trains. That contract was up for renewal this year. The LIRR/MTA clearly doesn’t believe that NY&A has a very bad safety record, as they literally just renewed their agreement for ten more years.

    Furthermore, the LIRR arguably had an even worse safety record on these tracks. Going back to the 1970s, Penn Central’s safety standards sucked bad enough that they accidentally killed an employee on their tracks nearby. Rail safety has gotten far better over the decades. For context, we’re talking about a freight railroad – which moves around tons of cargo and includes jobs that are very manual and dangerous in nature, nearly all of it performed outdoors, exposed to the harsh elements. This is not a cozy desk job where the biggest danger is a paper cut. It’s not like being a politician, where you’re driven to city hall in an SUV.

    This second circle though really blows my mind. WHAT ON EARTH IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?

    Is Liz Crowley advocating that the MTA should rip out the Lower Montauk tracks and make it into an 8.5 mile long parking lot?

    Is Liz Crowley advocating that the MTA should rip out the Lower Montauk tracks and make it into an 8.5 mile long parking lot?

    And let’s back up even further here: NY&A has paid the MTA $635,000 so far? Think about that. This is a revenue stream for the MTA. Last I checked, the MTA needs every penny it can get. If business continues to thrive for NY&A (which it is), the MTA will earn more money – at no cost. Strong rail freight infrastructure results in lower prices on consumer through cheaper delivery costs. This is no small matter. This would directly affect the overall cost of living in NYC and result in a huge new burden of truck traffic throughout Brooklyn, Queens and Long Island.

    Getting back to the parking thing: I can’t imagine a worse point to make here. We’re supposed to be talking about a transit project with the hope of maybe getting more cars off the road. Instead we’re now talking about creating a huge parking lot to fill the streets with more cars, because that would make the MTA more money than they current get from NY&A?! We’re talking about ripping out freight tracks which will result in hundreds more trucks on the streets and highways of Queens, Brooklyn and Long Island. What. The. Fuck. She is literally advocating we destroy an absolutely priceless piece of NYC infrastructure so the MTA can make more money.

    It is sad that this person is about to be re-elected to her city council seat (and still sadder that no one truly respectable opposed her). With a hidden desire to destroy infrastructure for profit, she’d be better suited working for Trump.

    Again: I did not open the door to this conversation. Never in my wildest fever nightmares have I ever imagined that an elected ‘democrat’ in the city of New York would ever be so foolish to make such a suggestion. I literally cannot believe I have to highlight this. I am not the problem.


    My god we’re only to slide 6.

    I found this slide interesting – disinvestment? We’re now going down the rabbit hole of evil real estate developers, who make it sound like older houses and buildings automatically means low value, bad for the economy, perhaps even blighted? Look at this map, and then go walk around these neighborhoods. In the residential areas you’ll find homeowners who care about their neighborhoods, maintain and improve upon their homes, and who like their neighborhoods just they way they are.

    We’re now going down the rabbit hole of evil real estate developers

    The only purpose for this slide is to target real estate developer, showing them a part of the city that hasn’t see the skyrocketing rents we see in places like Astoria, LIC and Greenpoint.

    Also, it is worth nothing that this route was proposed as a subway route back in the 1970s, and local residents protested that plan completely, on dubious, allegedly race-based grounds. The lack of passenger trains on this route is grounded in that history. It is grounded in the fact that the MTA refused to build stations here in the 1990s, forcing them to stop running the few passenger train they bothered to run here at the time.


    As someone who works in tech, this slide confuses me. I mean, clearly the intent here is to try to persuade real estate developers and tech companies that this is a great area to build… ? Apps? Websites? I do that from my home office. What the hell do I need to go to Maspeth for? (No disrespect Maspeth, Iavarone is awesome)

    What is much more disturbing here is the fact that all of the warehouse and industrial space around the Lower Montauk are currently occupied. In Maspeth alone, we’ve got a huge UPS facility (essential for your mail delivery needs), a Restaurant Depot, numerous food and beverage distributors, a box factory, waste transfer facilities, a building supply transload and a massive aggregates transload – bringing in vital construction supplies to the city. All of these businesses (some of them relatively small businesses) employ thousands of people. The Lower Montauk is already rich with middle class jobs. Heck, even the railroad that serves many of them is a relatively small business compared to the larger railroads. What I’m seeing with this slide is a desire to push these businesses out of the area, destroy decent working class jobs, and to replace them with a tech sector. Reminder: most people in the tech sector have likely never even heard of Maspeth. I see no evidence that any tech companies want to move here.

    It’s worth referring back to Ray’s article, where Liz is quoted as saying “there is a lot of underutilized manufacturing which is also threatening us. “. Again: none of this property is ‘underutilized”. Blue collar jobs are needed to maintain a large city. We need to work to preserve the few industrial zones we have left in NYC. #SaveIndustrialNYC. We need to work towards preserving and developing jobs for those who can’t immediately afford college educations. A poor kid just out of High School is not likely to get a job in the NYC tech sector. Many have to work their way through college and struggle hard for years to achieve a desirable job with a living wage. I know this story firsthand from friends and family who have worked these jobs as a path to get ahead. I am reminded of this every day at one of my jobs, where I teach new techies. Even students with 4 year degrees can struggle in the tech field. And as a New York City public High School graduate, I can very much assure you that the chances of any 18 year old finding a great paying tech job are really, really limited.


    I guess this slide tries to answer my previous questions. 3D printing is something I could do at home. You don’t need a huge factory to do 3D printing. Metal & Wood fabrication, and the film industry, are all already located along the Lower Montauk route. These are actually the businesses that would be displaced and forced out of the city if Blissville and Maspeth suddenly becomes home to tech jobs.

    As for Craft Beer… I doubt a brewery on Rust street would get enough foot traffic to sustain business. Also there are a lot of people around there driving some very large trucks. Do we need a bar there? How about no?

    Why are we encouraging people to drink anyway?

    Oh, I get it. You have to be drunk to really get through this presentation. Pour me a shot of Tullamore Dew.

    Oh. This slide. Uh, ok? You can clearly see where the more populated areas of Queens are here, along with commercial strips like Queens Blvd. You can also see there are plenty of decent blue collar jobs already along the Lower Montauk route. So what is the point of this slide? Are we trying to create more low paying retail jobs now? Ya’all heard of this thing called Amazon right? They ship stuff right to your door, sometimes via UPS, passing through that big old warehouse on Rust street. What does this have to do with a new transit route again?


    This slide is pretty gross. What I’m reading between the lines here is: “all these real estate developers want to make more money off their property and are willing to throw a few nickels from their billion dollar war chests at it by providing a small strip of land for a station”. Those stations of course would increase the value of their property hugely, so really – this is not charity on their behalf.

    All these real estate developers want to make more money

    Since we are again talking about real estate instead of actual commuter needs, this slide opens the door to comparing QNS to BQX. BQX is clearly a project driven by the real state industry. I’m still waiting for some slides on projected ridership, how riders will get from LIC across to work island (via a transfer at Vernon-Jackson to the 7 train? BWHAHAHAHA!).

    A footnote here: if you mention the “G” word to transit advocates, they get really bent out of shape. Personally I think it’s lazy to argue against a transit project on the grounds of ‘gentrification’. I wouldn’t even mention this G word if literally this whole (*&(*&^ presentation wasn’t geared towards real estate development. I’m not going to pound on this drum though. As you’ve seen, I have a dozen other red and yellow flags to throw. I’m sticking to those. Don’t be surprised if someone else throws this G flag though – and when they do, the only person to blame here is Team Liz Crowley for opening this door by putting out a presentation that is all about real estate development and not about actual commuters.


    Again, with the real estate, the breweries, the tech… Who else is this presentation for? Tech bros? Where would the stations be? If I live in Bushwick, how far of a walk would it be? How frequent would trains run? Why are we a year into talking about this project and there are no answers to these basic questions?

    You me and every other commuter are just an afterthought – pawns in this game. It’s really sad. It’s disturbing. Again: I don’t want to write articles like this, but here we are. We, the people of NYC, are not even a serious consideration in this plan. We’re being played against each other.

    We need to do better. We need to demand better. Who is QNS going to serve? How many riders per day? How far will they have to walk to this train? Will existing bus routes connect to it? How will commuters get to Manahattan from the end of the line in LIC (where an entire new tunnel would be needed to get into Manhattan)?

    For the love of god: why are we not talking about actual commuter needs here?


    *Sigh*.

    Another slide, and more about real estate. She is advocating that the MTA should sell all the air rights over the Lower Montauk and make half a billion dollars. Would we deck over the whole route too? Can I get a super mega big gulp with that?

    And let’s not forget that “67%” stat in this slide. When you look at the previous slide on old housing and building stock, it’s easy to see she’s advocating older homes be bulldozed and replaced with bigger buildings, to create even more population density, which can all take this new train to LIC and transfer to the 7 train on the way to Work Island. Good luck with that.


    And now we get back to rail freight… and lies.

    First, there’s no connection between the L and the LIRR bushwick branch. They are located a block apart and have no physical connection. Also, the Bushwick Branch east of Morgan avenue is currently very well used by a freight terminal. Hell, the entire Bushwick branch has a few freight customers moving thousands of tons of freight – trash, building materials and even Beer. Do we want all those goods moving by truck through the community now?

    Let’s back that thing up further: The Bushwick Branch is NOT the Lower Montauk. What is this even doing in this presentation? The Bushwick Branch is a single track route entirely not suited to passenger trains.

    This is another lie.

    Let’s get to the second circle. This is a lie. There is zero chance you’ll ever get a passenger train running on any of these freight tracks in a year. It would also be a very indirect route, and, again, require a transfer in LIC to the 7 train. You know, the 7 train – that magic subway line that has tons of capacity! (I sure hope everyone can catch my sarcasm by now).

    The third circle is comical. The Rockaway Beach Branch has been closed since 1962 and is unlike to see another train for at least a decade. You can read more about that mess here.

    Oh and let’s not forget what’s missing from this map: the CSX tracks from Fresh Pond to the Bronx. I’m guessing they were excluded because CSX makes a huge amount of money off this route, which the MTA does not own. It would also open up conversations about the fact that freight trains to and from Long Island use the Lower Montauk tracks – shhhh! we can’t tell anyone that their shiny new train transit QNS thing wouldn’t be able to run at night, and will have daytime disruptions from freight trains. It’s our secret ok? Don’t tell anyone. Let them believe they’re going to get a 24/7/365 subway that runs every 5 minutes here.

    To get an idea how much freight CSX hauls to Long Island, here is a time lapse of a freight train coming through Queens heading to Fresh Pond (square in the middle of the Lower Montauk route). As you try to count how many cars it’s hauling, keep in mind that a single freight train car removes 4 tractor trailer trucks off our highways and streets.

    In case you’re wondering, I did count, and it’s over 100 freight cars. That’s 400 less trucks rolling through the streets of Brooklyn, Queens and Long Island. This is just one train. Thanks, CSX and NY&A. Imagine how many trucks we could get off our streets and highways if our elected officials actually supported rail freight movement (instead of attacking it, as Crowley has). Imagine how much less air pollution we’d have, and how many fewer people would die in truck related accidents? Everyone cries about traffic but no one is willing to do something about it. More rail freight is part of that answer. We have the rail capacity, we need to focus on using it even more than we already do.

    This isn’t about whether or not you like choo-choo trains. Quite literally, if you are against the movement of rail freight in NYC, you are on the side more pollution, and more death.


    This is slide is just a bad choice in maps and labeling. I’m guessing the intent here is to say you could get from say, Maspeth to Montauk… let me tell you though, as someone who lives in Queens with clients in Suffolk county. To get around Long Island, you need a car. I drive out there every time I go, because in many areas the train is nowhere near your destination. The buses are limited or don’t go anywhere near where you need to go, and there are no citibikes, and due to suburban sprawl, a bike is not an efficient way to get around the island. Long Island is not NYC. If you have to get around LI, you need a car.


    The facts in this slide are the only ones I don’t want to pick on. It’s true: we need more transit options in Queens. We need a lot more. Using the Lower Montauk could help. But – it’s not that easy. Ray went into detail on that. We really, really need to talk more about this need than all of the previous slides, which were all about tech bros and real estate developers needs. This should not be one of the final slides in this presentation. It should be first.


    This is a cute supporting slide to the one above. yes, we should do far more for transit in Queens. No one is arguing that. I, however, am arguing that we need to look at this idea in a very big picture sense. How would adding passenger train service to this route affect local businesses? How would it impact freight movements to and from Long Island. Where would stations be? How many commuters would take it? How would these commuters get from a dead end at LIC into Manhattan when the nearest subway route is already at capacity with no way of adding more capacity anytime ever? And how much is all of this going to cost? Previously, Crowley has called for this route to be a ‘light rail’ line. Now she seems to want it to be an extension of the Air Train. Next week? Who knows. All of these are billion dollar options.

    Conclusion: We Must Do Better, Cheaper, and Faster.
    The one option I haven’t seen Crowley mention is the simplest, smartest, cheapest option available: Start by funding an LIRR to diesel hauled shuttle train on these tracks. All they need are a few train cars (they can rent them from MARC again for all anyone cares), a few locomotives, and an investment in a few stations with high level platforms. We’re talking about concrete here, 2-4 cars in length each. This shouldn’t cost more than $50 million. You don’t need a billion dolllars in new third rail and associated electrical grid upgrades.

    Start by funding an LIRR to diesel hauled shuttle train on these tracks.

    Let’s start a shuttle train. Let’s run it every half hour. Let’s see if there is actual demand for more passenger service here – and if there is, let’s work in the details of building upon this system. Let’s see how we can dispatch passenger trains without going to war and trying to get rid of existing freight trains (which will never happen, by the way – there’s this thing called interstate commerce protection, look it up). Let’s see what on earth will happen when we dump a bunch of commuters in LIC. Will they try to cram on the 7 train (that’s going to be fun). Will they try to cram on the ferry? Will they start a swimming club? Maybe we can start CitiKayaktm?

    Since we’ve talked a bit about the tech sector here, maybe we should approach this project like we would in tech. When we’re launching a new tech product, we build the smallest cheapest possible solution in order to validate that there is a market for it. We call this an MVP: Minimum Viable Product. If the product (in this case, the train) fails (doesn’t attract enough riders), we didn’t lose much. If it succeeds, we will have real world data to work with. We’ll have an understanding of ridership patterns. We’ll learn and iterate forward to a transit solution that is both affordable, attainable and ideally, sustainable. If liz wants to play up the tech sector, let’s apply real world tech sector methodologies to this project. Going back to 2015, Ray wrote out an entire plan for new transit routes that could use the Lower Montauk and Rockaway Beach tracks. There’s little in it that I don’t agree with.

    As for all of this real estate developer pandering: enough. Seriously. Enough. Not everyone can live in NYC. Not every pre-war building needs to be bulldozed and replaced with a disgusting modern building 5 times it’s size. Not every rail line needs to be decked over. Not every ounce of vaporware ‘air rights’ needs to be developed. Not every blue collar job needs to be pushed out of NYC, further creating a playground only for those with very deep pockets. Let’s stop this pointless bullshit conversation in its tracks, and let’s start talking about the very simple problem statement we actually need to be solving: How might we move outer borough commuters to and from work, cheaply and effectively, while striking a balance with existing local economies and logistics infrastructure needs. This is the only thing we should be concerned with that this moment.

    I’ve already mentioned numerous times in this article that I believe some form of passenger trains should run on the Lower Montauk. I absolutely cannot endorse Crowley’s plan though, because it so filled with lies and focused on the needs of real estate developers verses the needs of actual commuters. I cannot support it because it attacks vital infrastructure (the movement of freight via rail), the loss of which will increase truck traffic through NYC, kill jobs and lead to significant new air pollution. I cannot support this plan, because everything I have read about this plan suggests it will cost into the billions of dollars – all the while, a significantly cheaper alternative exists. I also will never be able to support this plan until the riddle of “How do you get commuters from the end of the line in LIC over to Work Island” is realistically solved. New commuters here cannot fit onto the 7 train. There are not enough ferries, large enough ferries, or even a large enough ferry terminal, to accommodate this.

    I don’t take these words lightly. This is serious. Crowley started talking about this plan in 2015. So far, all we have is real estate developer pandering, money being thrown at studies, and no idea who and if anyone would ride this thing. Transit on the Lower Montauk shouldn’t be this hard and preposterous, but apparently for our politicians, it is. At the moment, this isn’t a transit plan, it’s a god damned money pit for hired consultants and a marketing scheme to attract even more nefarious real estate developers who do not have commuters or the communities best interests at heart. I’m not going to stand for it, and neither should you.

  • The LIC Elks Lodge was destroyed by Slumlords.

    The LIC Elks Lodge was destroyed by Slumlords.


    Down to the first floor as of this morning.

    A little over one year ago, this website was the first to report the start of demolition work at the former Elks Lodge in L.I.C. Over the course of this last year, we often posted updates on the building’s status to Twitter. The destruction of this building was slow and methodical.
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  • NYC’s Slush Filled Crosswalks: A disturbing case study.

    NYC’s Slush Filled Crosswalks: A disturbing case study.

    On the afternoon of March 15th 2017, nearly 24 hours after a major snow storm dumped a few inches of snow in much of NYC, I took a walk from Court Square to 50th avenue along Jackson avenue in LIC. The purpose of this trip was to document the various snow shoveling efforts of property owners along the route in relation to creating passable sidewalks and crosswalks, as well as cleared bus stops and fire hydrants (which under NYC law must be shoveled clear by property owners). I specifically picked a major thoroughfare within an NYC ‘outer boro’ as these streets are often very neglected after snow storms. This field study entailed walking the route round trip, down one side of the street and then crossing to the opposite side for a return trip. To document it, I took roughly 150 photos on a DSLR camera with a 10-20mm wide angle lens. I also created a very idealistic rating system that considers the extent of shoveling that took place. This scale is as follows:

    0 stars: no shoveling at all took place.
    1 star: sidewalk shoveling, but no crosswalks/hydrants/bus stops were cleared.
    2 stars: sidewalk, hydrants, bus stop, or at least one crosswalk were cleared.
    3 stars: all crosswalks and sidewalk properly shoveled, including hydrants and bus stops
    4 stars: sidewalks, crosswalks, hydrants and bus stops cleared, with additional clearing of sewer catch-basins to prevent slush lagoons from forming.

    Locations rated with zero and one star are in violation of the law. Two star locations should be in violation of the law as all crosswalks should be cleared, though there is no legal requirement at the moment for anyone at all to clear crosswalks.

    Shall we begin?


    We start out at Court Square and Jackson Avenue, outside the Mr. Wonton Chinese restaurant on the northeast corner of the intersection. As you can see, both crosswalks facing south and west are completely blocked by snow. 1 star.


    Across the street, outside Burger Garage, someone has cleared the sidewalk facing North, but not west. 2 stars.


    The Subway sandwich shop next door clearly doesn’t value their customers business or safety, as they refused to shovel their sidewalk. 0 stars.


    The abandoned storefronts further south on the same street also earn 0 stars. The hydrant here was not buried, but not cleared either.


    “JACKSON 2524 LLC” owns this property. When a property’s ownership is hidden behind an LLC, chances are it is owned by a shady real estate ‘developer’ who is planning to replace it with a multi-million dollar residential tower. Despite their deep pockets, they don’t care enough about the community or the law to shovel at all. Fuck these people. Zero stars. Zero. Just like their morals.


    The LIC Court House earns zero stars. The sidewalk on the south side of the property and the steps in front of the courthouse were cleared of snow – but not the Jackson avenue sidewalk. Someone shoveled out the Bus stop, but they left no path from the bus stop to the actual curb. Shoddy work, no stars for you.


    Brooks restaurant also did not shovel their crosswalks. They did do their sidewalk, which gets them exactly one star.


    Court Square Dentistry didn’t shovel their sidewalk. Zero stars. If you don’t care about the safety of your sidewalk you probably don’t care about my dental care either. Sorry, not sorry. My dentist in Brooklyn shovels.


    This building on the corner of Pearson – I want to give them one star for doing their sidewalk but the hydrant is pretty well covered in snow, should they lose points for that? I think so. Zero stars. Do it right. This is not negotiable.


    The bodega and dunkin donuts under the 7 on Jackson win 2 stars here with two clear crosswalks and a clear sidewalk. They might have gotten 3 stars but there’s no hydrant of bus stop to consider. Good job.


    Surprisingly, the 5 ptz development site gets two stars. Crosswalks were cleared in all directions. Here we are facing across Jackson…


    The ugly building at Davis court gets 1 star for clearing the sidewalk and no crosswalks. They did clear a subway emergency exit hatch, but that was probably by accident.


    The MTA gets zero points for failing completely to clear this sidewalk on their Arch street yard property. This property is a former rail freight terminal that was leased to the New York and Atlantic Railroad – but they vacated 2 years ago – thus the sidewalk is 100% the MTA’s responsibility. There is also a bus stop here that was 100% not cleared.


    They also failed to clear this crosswalk and hydrant at 21st street.


    Admittedly the MTA’s maintenance people are surely stretched thin with cleaning subway stations, stairs and presumably bus stops. But why was the south side of the property on 21st street cleaned, and not the Jackson Avenue side? This makes no sense and points towards some very lazy cleaning staff at the LIRR arch street maintenance facility.


    The T&A taxi garage on the south east corner of 21st appears to have cleaned their crosswalk only to have it snowed back in by DSNY snowplows. I’m conflicted here… I’ll give 2 stars.


    The owners of the apartment building on the southeast corner of Jackson and 47th road barely shoveled their sidewalk and did not do anything for the crosswalks. 1 star.


    Longtime LIC company Paxall gets one star for clearing their sidewalk, but failing at the crosswalks and failing really hard at clearing their hydrants. Inexcusable. This fire hydrant is so deeply buried that the guy double parked in his pick up didn’t even realize it was there.


    The corner of Jackson and the Pulaski bridge is particularly bad. The apartment building on the southeast corner cleared their sidewalk and one crosswalk, but did not do the crosswalk facing north.


    This whole intersection is just plain dangerous as the median has not been cleared at all. On the south side of the intersection, a small ‘greenstreets’ park also has not been cleared. This is an already dangerous intersection with traffic flowing from numerous directions and lanes – the snow makes it significantly worse. The DOT & Parks Department are truly failing here, and will probably point fingers at each other while us civilians are forced to walk out in traffic and pray motorists don’t drive too crazy. Good luck with that (and as a weekend driver I get to say that).


    Manettas – good food, good shoveling. 2 stars – probably would have been 3 if there were a bus stop & hydrant.


    “QUEENS PROGRESS ASSOC” owns this property, where no shoveling was done. Zero stars.

    The intersection just south of here features an NYC Parks department Green Streets triangle. A small slice of sidewalk is shoveled, which is completely pointless given the crosswalk mess.


    Return Trip


    Turning to go back northeast, we cross over to find that chase bank has not cleared crosswalks. 1 star.


    At the next corner north, outside Green Spin Laundry, you’ll be spinning your wheels getting over this icy crosswalk. 1 star.


    The kids haircut place on the opposite side had a clear crosswalk & sidewalk. 2 stars. Good job. If I had a kid, I’d trust you with their hair.


    Next, Sweatleaf gets 2 stars for clearing both crosswalks.


    The bus stop next door, however, is on a DOT overpass above LIRR property. The bus stop here is not shoveled. One star. (The guy seen shoveling is from Sweatleaf’s building, clearing a crosswalk).


    This triangle just opposite the Pulaski Bridge on 11th and Jackson is a complete mess. It is likely the responsibility of the DOT, though the LIRR has a track under this intersection, and the subway system has a utility hatch here for the G train which also passes below. Zero stars for all of them.


    The food market here also fails at crosswalk shoveling 101. One star.


    Bierocracy: Good food, but zero stars as no shoveling took place. To be fair they have not opened yet and it looks like the snow gods will be costing them money for their negligence in the form of a damaged awning from the weight of the snow and ice. Maybe if they had someone clean it sooner they wouldn’t have to pay that repair bill.


    The north corner of Bierocracy is such a mess that a car lost a bumper here. This is weak snowplowing.


    Amazingly, this intersection at the building development site on 21st street and Jackson is completely clear. 2 stars. I considered 3 stars here considering the G train entrance was also clear – but it’s under a scaffold so no one had to shovel it. Wouldn’t it be nice if all subway entrances were covered? What a concept eh?


    The BP station gets one point for cleared sidewalk, none for crosswalks – due to their inattention to the crossings at 21st street. The northeast crossings were cleared though, and to be fair they do have the entire block to themselves.


    Across the street, this small apartment building looks like they thought about clearing to the crosswalk then decided ‘who cares’? 1 star.


    Further up, MOMA’s PS1 gets 2 points because they had a crew clearing crosswalks – a little late but better than never. They also have an MTA subway emergency exit on along their wall that was cleared. I didn’t see any hydrants or bus stop so they might have scored more.


    Another ‘green streets’ triangle, another mess. Zero points NYC Parks Department. Zero Zero Zero. Parks is definitely the biggest loser of the day, which is of no surprise since the NYC City Government chronically under-funds routine maintenance in NYC parks. We had to embarrass them a few years back into fixing up and reopening the Willow Lake trail.


    The Court Square Dinner sadly loses points for their inability to clear the 23rd street and Jackson crosswalks properly, or the bus stop next to the dinner. C’mon guys. Good food, bad shoveling. Bad shoveling makes me reconsider going back here anytime soon. If you don’t care about cleaning the crosswalks, do you care about food safety? Sorry, not sorry.


    Across 23rd street, someone did some amazing work clearing this crosswalk, as well as the entrance up to the 7 train 45th road station. 2 stars.


    In fact, the sidewalk on the whole sidewalk of this block is expertly cleared, though the non-clearing of these FDNY standpipes for the subway station below calls into question why these are not covered by any laws that I know of. Regardless, you can see tire tracks in the remaining snow, showing that someone drove a pick up truck with a long plow around this sidewalk, making quick work of it.


    Comically though, whoever drove the snow plow pick up around this block stopped right here at the NYC parks dept. greenstreets space. Looks like their plow wouldn’t fit and they didn’t have a snowblower or care enough to clear the rest of the sidewalk.


    Citibank gets just one star, because most of their crosswalks were a mess. Clean sidewalks mean nothing if we can’t get to them. Do better.


    Rockrose of course only gets one star for clean sidewalks but nothing done for the crosswalks, and this bus stop is absolutely ridiculous. C’mon.

    Results
    So let’s look at the numbers: Of roughly 70 possible crosswalks, 50 were not shoveled. Several sidewalks were not shoveled. All crosswalks along the median of Jackson avenue between 23rd street and 43rd avenues were not shoveled. Zero fire hydrants along the full 1.25 mile length of this walk were properly shoved (a little over half mile in one direction).

    Of roughly 70 possible crosswalks, 50 were not shoveled.

    The NYC Dept of Sanitation and NYC Department of Transportation state citizens should call 311 to report un-shoveled sidewalks. If one were to spend say, five minutes on a 311 call to complain about all fifty slush and ice filled crosswalks, it would take over 4 hours on the phone to cover them all.

    No average civilian has four hours to spend on the phone with a 311 operating running down a list of dirty crosswalks. When you hear the mayor or any elected official say ‘just call 311’, you should question their sanity. It would be like telling a deckhand on the Titanic that there is a water leak. On days like today, NYC is sinking under a tide of slush for which no one is legally bound to clean.

    Not only would calling 311 be an undo burden on your average civilian, filing such complains almost never yields a result. Numerous people, myself included, report that after filing a 311 complaint, enforcement agents simply never arrive. Days or weeks later the 311 reference number will note that an inspection finally took place and no snow or ice was found – because within those days and weeks, the snow and ice either melted away (because it’s now Spring) or was eventually trampled away slowly by pedestrian traffic.


    As Ben Kabak of Second Avenue Sagas points out – this is also a huge public safety issue. Pedestrians stumbling around ice slush lagoon filled crosswalks creates a huge hazard and potential for being hit by a car.

    Not fixing NYC’s broken snow shoveling laws runs against the Vision Zero street safety initiatives, but Mayor DeBlasio doesn’t seem to care. He has an NYPD SUV to guzzle some fuel and take him from Gracie Mansion to his Park Slope gym and then work at City Hall. He probably wouldn’t recognize a Slush Lagoon if he stepped in one these days.

    Conclusion

    As all New Yorkers already know, this is a huge problem. And this case study looks at just mile of one street in one borough. Multiple this by the approximately 8000 miles of streets in NYC, and the take away is clear: NYC’s snow removal laws are deeply flawed, and enforcement is basically non-existent.

    Not a single business or residential property between Court Square and 50th avenue earned my top 4 star rating. Some were clearly better than others at tending to crosswalks, though none took all of the steps necessary to ensure proper slush drainage by clearing nearby sewer catch-basins. Clearly they do not realize this is a problem, or believe it is their responsibility.

    Of the businesses that are clearly in violation of the law, none will likely face any fines whatsoever. Even if these bad neighbor property owners were to be fined, a $100 fine for a first time offense is completely toothless. The majority of these properties on this route are valued well into the tens of millions of dollars. A $100 fine is absolutely nothing to these deep pocketed developers.

    This case study documents what we all already know: NYC’s snow shoveling law is completely out of date and does not cover crosswalks. Enforcement of that law, along with the specific law on clearing snow from fire hydrants, is non-existent.

    As I’ve mentioned before, snow removal is a seasonal issue, that often only becomes relevant once or twice a year. Within a week or two, everyone will forget all about this issue and move on – ensuring that we will face the same exact problem when it snows next year.

    That’s fine. If the powers that be don’t want to address this issue this week, we’ll just keep reporting on it every year it snows. I’ll happily publicly shame my elected officials (I’m looking at you, Jimmy Van Bramer) who have ignored emails on this issue. Everyone should complain about this issue, loudly and often, directly to your city council member and the mayors office. Nothing ever gets fixed unless people like you and me complain about it – and complain as loudly as we can.

    If any of the businesses I’ve called out in this article are embarrassed by it, they should be. You don’t get to ignore a public safety issue and get away with it. Not anymore. This is 2017, and we the people are pissed off. It is long overdue that we fix the broken politics of this country, and that we start locally, literally cleaning up the mess right here.

    -J.A.
    March 2017

  • The 5 Fatal Flaws of BQX.

    The 5 Fatal Flaws of BQX.


    In February of 2016, New York City Mayor DeBlasio unveiled a plan for the city to build a street car/light rail line along the Brooklyn and Queens waterfront in conjunction with an organization known as ‘Friends of BQX”. Since then, there has been no shortage of arguments, some for and many against the proposal. This article will look at BQX from a design perspective – pointing out several large flaws. A future article will go into potential solutions to these flaws.
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  • L.I.C.’s embarrassing ‘chewed up bubblegum’ sculpture installed.

    L.I.C.’s embarrassing ‘chewed up bubblegum’ sculpture installed.

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    “What the hell is that? Are they trying to distract drivers more”?

    This was the first comment I heard from a passerby as I watched a work crew installing L.I.C.’s newest, and arguably ugliest piece of public art. The work, commissioned by the NYC Department of Cultural Affairs, was first planned over two years ago. Created by artist Ohad Meromi, it cost the city a total of $515,000—over half a million dollars.

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    Bubblegum Man hidden around the corner on Purves street while Jackson avenue traffic is diverted.

    The complete lack of any community input in the project has disturbed many neighborhood residents and leaders. The artwork itself has been criticizes by one community board member who stated: “this looks like you dug up Gumby’s grandmother and threw it on the median“.

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    Quickly moving Bubblegum man into position

    Our own critique of this project is that the half million dollars could have been better spent on reopening the closed FDNY 261 firehouse, adding additional police patrols, street cleaning, road repair or any number of projects that would directly benefit the community.

    Despite all of this, the project still moved forward, and early on the morning of November 12th, 2016 – a work crew swooped in and placed the sculpture on the median at the intersection of Jackson and 43rd Avenues. There was no announcement of when this work would take place beforehand. There was no fanfare, no politicians, nor art lovers present. The work crew diligently went about their task of lifting the sculpture from a trailer into position. Within an hour they had fled the scene as if the entire operation was one large nefarious act of state sponsored street vandalism.

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    Mission Complete, time to escape!

  • Make yourself great again, 2016.

    The way to ‘make America great again’ isn’t by kicking and screaming that ‘they took our jobs’. Globalization happened, the horse left the barn over 20 years ago. NAFTA was written by the teams of GW Bush 1, Carlos Salinas de Gortari, and Brian Mulroney. You can blame both houses Bush and Clinton for that one. Here in my hometown, NAFTA helped close one of the last big blue collar employers (eagle electric – makers of light switches, outlets, etc). It was a bad deal for many people. It was also a good deal for a lot of people in terms of cheaper priced goods.

    Un-doing NAFTA sounds cute but is the US in any position to start a trade war with Canada and Mexico? Where is your new car going to come from? Where are you going to get that new light switch for your home improvement project? It would take a lot of work to reopen factories here in the states. And here in LIC, forget it. Nearly every former Eagle factory is a residential building now. New factories would need to be built (somewhere else). Do you know who would pay for them? You, the consumer. The cost will be past down to you in higher prices, for just about everything.

    Those factories ain’t coming back, and even if they did, they would take years to locate and build. They would be so heavily automated that they wouldn’t produce many jobs. Robots took your jobs, not a secret Muslim black guy in the white house who bailed out the auto industry. Without him, there would be no auto factories in the US at all. Period. Unregulated banks (lead by greedy white men) destroyed this country just before Obama ever made it to the white house.

    Those coal mining jobs? They are never coming back either. No one heats their home in this country with coal anymore. Those power plants that ran off coal? Most are long abandoned, killed by the simple economics. Don’t believe me? I have plenty of photos of their rusted, looted, decaying remains. They are never coming back. No one would want to live anywhere near one of those asthma/cancer inducing filthy power plants again anyway.

    Northern Vermont lost a lot of jobs when the asbestos mine closed, but I suspect we can all agree that place should never reopen and we shouldn’t start wrapping pipes in our homes with the “miracle mineral” again right? Who cares about cancer let’s just get rid of the EPA. Right? Because de-funding science and prohibiting the use of stem cells has lead to a cure for cancer, right?

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    Long abandoned coal-fired power plant, 2016

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    Long shuttered Vermont Asbestos mine, 2005

    Most of these blue collar factory jobs didn’t require a whole lot of education. The world has changed. America isn’t great at education. Russia, Japan and Canada kick our ass at education. CUNY colleges offer basic classes in Math and English because high school grads right here in what is suppose to be one of the wealthiest cities in the country lack the basic skills to even start college. College students here graduate with huge amounts of debt that literally take 10-20 years to pay off. You want to make America great again? Make college free, or cost far, far less. We will NEVER be able to compete with any other country with kids who can’t afford college at all, or young adults saddled with so much debt they can’t afford to buy a home or even a car.

    The future of this country, and entire planet, depends on cultivating a population that is highly educated and eager to resolve the complex problems that past generations never faced. The uneducated deniers say climate change isn’t real. Anyone living in Broad Channel or Tybee Island can show you how wrong they are at high tide.

    The future of this country, and entire planet, depends on cultivating a population that is highly educated and eager to resolve the complex problems that past generations never faced.

    We’re going to need some really smart people to turn this planet around. People who can figure out how to convert NYC’s biggest export (garbage) into carbon neutral fuel. People who can come up with innovative methods to grow enough food to feed an ever growing population. We need smart people to sort out bringing the cost of health care back in line with reality-including everything from out of control drug costs to the red tape of doctors visits and insurance companies that believe we have a choice whether or not to have specific tests performed as we age. Getting rid of pre-existing conditions was barely a start to the reform we need in health care going forward, and a public option would have created real competition.

    We need to shake off a lot of dumb things that people still debate out of hatred and ignorance, like abortion. New Rule: No one without a vagina or an advanced medical degree gets to tell women what is best for their lives. Why is that so fucking hard for some privileged penis-packers to understand? It’s not your body and it has never been your fucking choice. Roe v. Wade was decided 43 fucking years ago. Get over it. Don’t like it? Move to the ISIS caliphate and take whatever version of sharia religion you believe in with you.

    And don’t get me started on ‘it’s just locker room talk’. Are you a parent of a daughter? Do you think it’s acceptable that we have a candidate literally proud of promoting the rating and sexually assault of women? Is that the future you want your daughters to live in? To be treated like meat and underpaid compared to less qualified men? Do you want their right to vote repealed – which is an actual alt-right rallying cry? What’s next, forced arranged marriages and legally mandated breeding? And if you have sons, do you want them raised in a country lead by a lunatic who by his actions says it’s ok to not respect women? He can say whatever he wants today on this subject, but judging on actions is far more effective. Pussy is grabbing back, and any male raised to believe he can do whatever he wants to whoever he wants so long as he has money in his pocket is going to be in for a really rude awakening-in a jail cell-by some random guy desperate for sex.

    You want to know who is actually making America great again? People like Hamdi Ulukaya, a kurdish immigrant employing two thousand employees who are treated far better than most American companies treat their workers. He bought his first yogurt factory off Kraft foods – an America company that closed it and fired all the employees. It’s being made great by people like Charles Boyce, a highly educated technology inventor who still insists on manufacturing products right here in L.I.C. despite the added costs (You might have seen some of his work on your commute: help point subway intercoms.) He’s a very charitable man, though so modest you’ve probably never heard of him. And even though I hated his last few years as NYC Mayor, Michael Bloomberg is someone making this country and city great – employing nineteen thousand people. A literal self made billionaire, his wealth far surpasses Trump’s, and he gives a ton of it away to charity.

    Greatness isn’t the ability to get on TV every day making fun of reporters with disabilities and rating women like livestock. Greatness is not living like a king and not paying a penny in taxes. Greatness is not attacking the parents of a solder who literally gave his life for this country. Greatness is not having your most famous words be “you’re fired”. Greatness is not stiffing people who were conned into working for you, for fun. Greatness is not promoting a culture of speaking down to people and stealing their labor, money and livelihoods.

    Greatness is building something real, with your own money, blood sweat and tears. Greatness is not bragging about it, and giving back without the expectation of anything more than the gratitude of those you’ve helped. Greatness is hiring smart people, and supporting them any way you can.

    You want to make America great again? Wonderful. Do it. Do it by giving people a hand up instead of the spit of contempt. Do it by learning. Do it by teaching, and paying it forward. Do it by creating jobs no matter how small, and tending to your own god damned business when it comes to things that have absolutely nothing to do with you (other people’s reproductive rights and medical care). Do it by not cheating anyone or being a horrible person. Do it by not blaming everyone else for your failings or crying that the system is magically rigged against you. Do it by casting aside racist fears and xenophobic nonsense about races and religions of people who you’ve probably never actually talked to at length about one god damned thing, ever. This isn’t rocket science. Honesty, ingenuity, and integrity is all we need. Yeah, those are traits that you can easily question either major party candidate possessing (one far more than the other), but I’m not talking about them anymore. I’m talking about you and I’m talking about me. Your friends, family and loved ones. You want to make America great again? Guess what? We are America. Stop crying about what everyone else is doing. Stop giving in to your worst instincts. Get over your own bullshit, and make yourself great again.

  • Country of No, 2016 edition

    The United States of No. That’s really what we should call it. From an early age, your spirits, imagination and reality is all controlled and subverted with one simple word: No.
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  • Disassembling Liz Crowley’s Dumb Light Rail on the Bushwick Branch Idea

    Disassembling Liz Crowley’s Dumb Light Rail on the Bushwick Branch Idea

    If there’s one thing I can’t get enough of, it’s stupid politicians with stupid ideas talking about things they clearly don’t know anything about.
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  • Abandoned LIRR Woodhaven Blvd Station (Rockaway Beach Branch)

    Abandoned LIRR Woodhaven Blvd Station (Rockaway Beach Branch)

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    The Woodhaven blvd rockaway beach branch station is an important neighborhood piece of infrastructure that currently sits in ruins.
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  • Landmarked NYPD 68pct targeted for demolition.

    Landmarked NYPD 68pct targeted for demolition.

    Unbelievable but true, the city now wants to de-landmark a building.
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