XN: Bando-mation Overload

Published on: July 16th, 2020 | Last updated: July 13, 2020 | Written by: Bad Guy Joe

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Implode them All
The massive Palace of Auburn Hills was blown up last weekend. There’s plenty of before and after footage online.

That huge abandoned Morgantown prison was also blown up this last weekend. Can we do Rikers island next? Like the whole fucking thing?

The former M.L. Kapp powerplant was also imploded, which is big sad. 🙁

Snail Musk
The Boring Company is now holding a competition to try to bore tunnels faster than a snail. It’s worth noting that competitions like this almost never pay off for those developing the new tech, it’s just a ply to have someone else do the work… which is very on brand for a shithead like Elon Musk.

NYC Real Estate is Wild
Check out this awesome bando that you can purchase for nearly 1 MILLION dollars. Just don’t ask what the fuck is splattered around the kitchen.

Flash Flood Draining in a Prius. ALMOST DIED.
Holy fucken shit.

ASS: Assorted Subway Shenanigans
Last week the NYC subways finally got a good cleaning when Tropical Storm Fey came and sat on the face of NYC, then unleashed her bladder. (Do the math: all water has been drank and peed out by animals over the thousands of years that life has existed on this planet).

The MTA has been trying for years to manage water runoff during massive rain events, and they’re clearly still having problems with it.

Philly’s center city trolley tunnel is closed for repairs until July 20th so maybe go see if they’re actually working down there or break the fuck in?

HEY SHORTY!
Fatberg Manufacturers (aka capitalist companies that falsely market butt wipes as ‘flushable’) are now being sued. Hopefully more local governments will sue them all out of existence because fuck false advertisers.

NYC Real Estate “developers” are itching to get back to their pre-Covid, capitalist free for all ways. This despite the housing market in NYC being on the verge of collapse due to no one actually having money to rent these places.

LOL The roof of this palm beach bando collapsed and it’s too bad Marco Rubio wasn’t under it because fuck that asshole.

In Detroit, some old row houses will actually be saved and rebuilt. Shocking for a city that loves to bulldoze all it bandos.

Also in Michigan, the state government has launched a web page to keep track of the new ‘line 5‘ fuel tunnel, because if a government isn’t sucking the dick of big energy how will they ever promote this capitalist race to the bottom dream we’re all living?

Big Gubbermint in Oklahoma is trying to take away a families’ wonderful set of bandos hey wait wasn’t Trump supposed to fix all that?

Wyomingites (?!) apparently need to be careful when building new structures because the entire state is just one big ant hill of abandoned mines.

The abandoned portion of the old Boonton rail line in NJ may actually become a trail, which would be pretty cool all things considered. The tracks are currently owned by Norfolk Southern (railroad), which has been purging excess property for months now. The route includes two abandoned rail bridges.

ACAB
Dumbass DeBlasio is crying about anti-cop graffiti while his uniformed goon squad spent the weekend rioting in Bay Ridge. Go ahead, keep attacking civilians. We’re going to throw all these cop boot licking motherfuckers out of the city council in next year’s election. Cop Culture will be eradicated. They better enjoy those socialist pensions for life and free medical care while they got it.

Meanwhile, BLM volunteers in Dayton, Ohio have helped clear an abandoned property that is set to become a community center. Remind me who is actually doing the work to make communities safer?

Bando BBQ
A big bando in Roanoke (VA) caught fire again and now wah wah wah all those people who don’t want to provide the homeless with proper living facilities want to see it demolished.

Overnighting in a vegas bando can be a gamble ya gunna die.

The abandoned Sugar Bowl Lanes in Albuquerque burned to the ground.

International Update
Soon you’ll be able to go to South Africa and stay in a hotel created out of an abandoned rail bridge.

WOW UNTOUCHED YET CLEARLY LOOTED BANDO HOUSE FOUND IN THE UK WOW! (plz shoot me kthxbye)

Some gay Brazilians are like get the fuck away from me bish let’s quarantine in this squat.

Ottawa, Canada has been constructing a massive new drain tunnel/storage tank where excess rain water will be stored for treatment.

And that’s a Wrap:
Carole Baskin is an absolute psychopath. Change my mind.

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