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Published on: January 20th, 2021 | Last updated: January 19, 2021 | Written by: Bad Guy Joe

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What’s The Goss?!
I’ve been joking about Only Fans for awhile now but YO—they take a 20% cut? Ladies don’t get looted by that bankers-son founder. Let’s unionize OF.

Y’all heard about this naked dude in Harlem who got taken out by the 3rd rail after trying to kill two people on the tracks at 110?

The New York Post claims Captain America has left an abandoned mansion in California and this story was valid, it would be the most American thing ever. Instead, it sounds like he’s just not living in that house right now, and to call it a ‘bando would be a huge stretch. Who knew Rupert Murdoch was that into Yoga?

Will Detroit or Windsor cops go after Drift? I’m not so sure. What jurisdiction was the bridge tower? Would the Canadians even care to go through all that paperwork? We’ll know sooner or later but for now, the question hangs…

Art Crimes Are Beautiful
The real story here isn’t that traitors can still buy bro-outfits to show off their treasonous anti-america mindset, but that a whole fast fashion line was developed before the insurrection. But hey these people didn’t know they were going to go do crime right?

NYPD still gunna NYPD, because structural racism ain’t gunna go away no matter what Tish James tries. Defund them all.

SECRET TUNNELS
The owner of an old mansion in Cheyenne (WY) recently passed away. Before he did, he told a reporter it has a “secret tunnels to the old whorehouses in Cheyenne”. Unfortunately he was kidding.

There is, however, a real house in CT with a secret 50 foot long swim tunnel leading out into a pool. Is the pool the womb? Does one need to put on a sperm outfit to use it?

Shorty’s Short Shorts
Portal Drawbridge in NJ is finally going to be replaced.

I’m happy to report an abandoned bank in Fresno is going to become a weed dispensary and not another abandoned building burning up in the night (which is thus far have been literally the only abandoned building stories coming out of Fresno)

Top Bid to blow up Trump Plaza is now $175k.

If you’re real into implosions, ATL airport is planning on blowing up an abandoned hotel on the property later this year.

Bando BBQ
The New Mexico non-profit is being beat up by a rat infested, burned up bando next door.

Here’s a bit more on that ‘bando funeral home that burned up in Jacksonville last week. Sounds like it was a long decaying gritty spots for at least a decade. It was too far gone to be saved.

An abandoned hosiery mill in Hickory (NC) had to be hosed down after bursting into flames last week. A homeless women reportedly escaped the blaze, and fortunately, firefighters say they won’t be able to determine the cause (otherwise she might be bound for jail).

A ‘non-operationnal‘ office bando in Nevada burned to a crisp.

Arvin, CA has an arsonist loose, torching multiple bandos downtown and working hard to put Arvin on explorers maps.

Not a bando, but some sick twisted murderous asshole set Poughkeepsie’s Church of Satan house on fire. Hope they catch the arsonist and burn him at the stake. And no, I’m not talking about cops catching him. Didi knows they won’t do shit.

International Update
uRbExOR gets into UK building. Photos ensue.

Scotland is big mad at some explorers form London who came up for the weekend to climb some cranes and backride a bus. Them scots sure are a bunch of craccuims eh? In better Scotland news, is considering building a new rail tunnel and as with all new rail tunnels, that’d be cool AF to check out.

Two UK explorers claim they found some long sealed tunnels just outside Manchester, while six urbexors were fined in Lincolnshire for not knowing how to wait before posting photo online.

Due to Covid, Australia has apparently had it’s worst Fatberg crisis in decades. New Zealand is also having similar issues. Pandemic Reigh = No Drains?

And that’s a wrap…
The Trump era is hours from being over, but his hardcore, brain washed, ‘red pilled’ lunatic followers will be around for a very long time. Let’s hope the FCC creates a standard for broadcasting the truth similar to what the UK does. Sure, they have an assload of problems over there, but they don’t have Fox News.

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