It Belongs In A Museum / eXploring News

Published on: May 6th, 2021 | Last updated: May 5, 2021 | Written by: Bad Guy Joe

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What’s the Goss
The only Goss worth its weight in shitposts is what happened to the NYCTA’s Worlds Fair museum subway car: Someone tagged it up!

This of course sparked a debate on that world renowned platform of high intellect: Instagram. Commenters fell into two teams: ‘tagging museum cars is a no-no’, and team ‘tagging subway cars is fair game’.

As you might imagine I’m going to explain why I’m on team ‘don’t fuck with museum cars’ with a lot of words that the knucklehead crowd won’t like. I’m opposed for two main reasons:

1) The museum trains are maintained by volunteers. Now some batch of volunteers will have to scrub it off and/or repaint it—time and money that could be going towards chipping away at any of the various other car restoration projects underway.

2) The hit took place in a yard, now making the whole yard hot. That’s never ideal. Real goons keep shit quiet and don’t blow up spots. I don’t usually take up this argument these days but it applies here. Cops probably were not thinking yards were a serious target for painting trains. Now it’s on their radar. Good job giving the cops information they didn’t need to know about bro. You selfish bag of fuck.

Long story sort, tagging a museum train is sucio shit. If you want to be known as trash, go off… but definitely lose me with that shit. Secy gunna put this guy in the most wanted list for this one, and for once I kinda don’t care if this perp gets caught and pummeled by the legal system.

ACAB
Well it’s about fucking time. Social workers and EMTs will now respond to mental health emergencies, instead of team “Shoot Everyone I thought that wallet was a gun”. The next step of course is still to defund the NYPD. They’ll be answering less calls because of this, so that money should be put towards those doing the work without waving guns around because their cocks are too small.

Shorty’s Short Shorts:
Chicago has an abandoned velodrome and sure it’s small but it’s kinda dope too,

Ok this UK bando article with all the minions dolls is hilarious.

Check out this abandoned high school next time you’re going to South Cackalacky and wow check out that reporter HOT.

DC is finishing a massive sub-aquatic tunnel and I hope TF someone explorers that shit 😛

An 18 story abandoned mid-rise in Jacksonville is set to be imploded and all the Florida Men will rejoice watching this destruction, knowing that the building could have been used as housing instead.

You love to smell it, a fatberg composed entirely of lobbyist was found under the UK. Hey I know it’s May but April fools is every day if you want it to be.

Nat Geo has a story on life around Chernobyl and I guess this topic is evergreen content now?

Vancouver is lining up cash for a new tunnel replacement project and I highly recommend all new tunnels in Van for exploration. 10/10 hope to do again someday.

The state of Oregon is working to reopen a tunnel that hasn’t been used in 70 years.

Abandoned Building BBQ
There was a huge fire that took out a bando in Delaware and this is what happens in Biden’s America! Chaos, communism! We’re all gunna die!

LOL even them ice cream hippys up in Vermont like to torch the occasional bando at 3AM Oddly Satisfying!

And that’s a wrap…
See y’all next week for more fun exciting adventures in ‘bando journalism! Who knew this could be a thing? WOW.


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