Go Goons / eXploring News

Published on: April 27th, 2021 | Last updated: April 26, 2021 | Written by: Bad Guy Joe

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What’s the Goss
Gotta love this blowjob piece about Lamarr Golding, a UK explorer with a boatload of sponsorships and corporations sponsoring crime is really an impressive 2021 vibe. The real question is will they cover your lawyer fees? I’d bet a nickel if Drift had a load of sponsors they would have run away upon arrest. Crazy to contrast exploring in other parts of the world with the over persecution anyone in the US faces.
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Speaking of blowjob pieces, here’s a story about explorers in Montreal. Any urbex story from Montreal that doesn’t feature Marty ‘The Method’ is some lacking journalism. Unfortunately it doesn’t come with a side of Poutine.

ACAB
Shitbag cops rounded up and beat up protesters on the Brooklyn Bridge over the weekend, and rumor has it they’ve started stripping women before putting them naked into police vans. This is really on par for the NYPD, who once famously had an officer who sexually assaulted a man with a broomstick and tried to pass it off as ‘rough gay sex’.

Shorty’s Short Shorts:
Sure, go off mountain biking through the Paris catacombs.

If you’re gunna spend your hot vax summer slutting around down under, you can also climb some bridges legally.

A huge fatberg was found under Plymouth (UK) it was “more than a metre wide and a metre deep, was discovered in a Plymouth sewer in December 2020. The removal and clean up process took four people 34 days to complete“.

LOL E*on M*sk’s Las Vegas fake transit tunnel will be put into use during next month’s ‘World of Concrete’ expo. Seems a funny place to hold such an expo, out there in the desert, where there’s no ocean to give your enemies some concrete footwear. Oh? It’s not that kind of convention? Well shit that’s boring AF.

Speaking of Low Rent Egon, his boring company has taken their proposed BallWash tunnel off their website. I’ll bet a nickel it’s because he knows he can’t scam area governments into buying his ridiculous fantasy of high speed tunnels that instead turned out to just be very slow moving car filled tunnels.

Abandoned Building BBQ
Whoever tried to burn down this gritty garbage apartment complex at 8AM in Arkansas failed because they didn’t burn the whole damned right wing state of stupids off the map.

Florida Man set a bando on fire in Opa-Locka and they too failed to set the whole fucking state on fire.

And that’s a wrap…
I’m picking up some new Merch soon to sell in the online store. Looking like this next drop will be in June. Keep your eyes on this newsletter and be the first to know, cuz supplies are gunna be limited.


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