‘Bando News and Messy Views
Kids in Edinburgh are climbing everything and somehow making headlines from their antics. From grain towers undergoing demolition to bridges in broad daylight while being shouted at by jealous gobshites.
Also in the UK, the rumor about the Queen having a secret tunnel to a local bar is… something. Y’all realize that old bat drinks alone right?
“‘Fatberg‘ clogs up sewer line in Moose Jaw” Kinda says it all eh?
While we’re in the UK, remember those HS2 tunnel protesters who lived in a man-made tunnel system trying to block construction of this new high speed rail tunnel? Their cases were dropped! One of then, “Swampy“, has gone right back to protesting.
“As many as one in 16 properties in West Virginia are vacant or abandoned.” Yeah because seriously who would want to live with Joe Manchin as their senator? 😛
Alex Ian Markov is the demented Darius of New Zealand. Prove me wrong.
“You could probably count 15 cats going in and out of there in a day.”—can someone tell these Canadians that clearly this building isn’t abandoned? 😛
The implosion of the long abandoned Berkman building in Jacksonville has been delayed again because FLORIDA.
If you have never heard of Lviv’s subterranean Poltva River, well, you’re in for a treat.
That New Tunnel Smell
Not a new tunnel, but us New Yorkers really know how to make the most out of our sinkholes.
Wrap Up
NYC Mayor DeBlasio says he wants to run for Governor.
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Yo someone stop giving this dude edibles, for real. He can’t handle it.
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