GlueSniffer BridgeDude / eXploring News

Published on: October 7th, 2021 | Last updated: October 5, 2021 | Written by: Bad Guy Joe

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‘Bando News and Messy Views
Last week another subway surfer died while trying to do some spiderman nonsense on the J train heading towards Williamsburg bridge. I’m defo not a fan of surfing, but if you’re going to do it you’ve got to know the route, and respect the clearances. It’s legit the only rule to that game.

If you’re real into LA’s underground streams, this is the article for you.

The very long abandoned, extremely well tagged up Lake Dolores water park is up for sale. Anyone got a cool $11M around? Lake Dolores was considered to be America’s first water park.

Indiana’s totally the type of place where a 14 year old would get in a high speed chase and crash into a ‘bando.

The first mile of the UK’s HS2 tunnel has been completed.

If you’ve never heard of Tskaltubo, well… you’re missing out.

“Firemen rescued a glue sniffer after he was stuck on a bridge here on Tuesday.” I’ll bet a nickel that the fire crew looked like this.

A Police dog fell through a roof at an abandoned building in Iowa and while I feel bad for the dog, but these cops really gotta stay out of ‘bandos. Clearly they can’t handle them.

That New Tunnel Smell
Not a new tunnel, but THANK FUCKEN GOD the backwards LaGuardia Cuomo Airhead Train is DEAD. There are so many better alternates to this—from extending the Astoria el to running a connection through Bowery Bay with a one seat ride to GCT or Penn. Travel time would be like twenty minutes with this option, competing with cities like Vienna where 16 minutes is guaranteed or your money back. Build smarter not harder.

Bando BBQ
I guess if I was stuck in Medford, Oregon I’d maybe get high and set some shit on fire. Then again, NO.

A large ‘bando warehouse in Spokane burned up last week, in a blaze that took a day to put out.

Wrap Up
Winter is coming.

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