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  • Harlem Explorer Arrests (updated)

    Harlem Explorer Arrests (updated)

    So my email exploded this morning re: this story in today’s NY Post – particularly the last bit.

    At around 4:30 a.m., cops arrested four men who had allegedly sneaked into the Second Avenue Subway tunnel carrying Roman candles and cameras.

    The men told cops that they were part of an “urban explorers” group and that they planned to use the fireworks for light for photos.

    Eric Ruggiero, 25, of Manhattan; Jacob Bloom, 21, of Glen Cove, LI; Braiden O’Sullivan, 21, of Connecticut and William West, 27, of Massachusetts were charged with criminal trespass after Harlem resident Jerry Jackson alerted cops that the four had descended into the tunnel around 112th Street.

    “Just because we got bin Laden doesn’t mean it’s over,” said Jackson, a truck driver and Army vet. “We still have to remain alert.”

    Since I know some of these characters, I’m going to straight up put this on blast to counter some of the ridiculous press and internet comments that are sure to come out in the coming hours.

    First up, I want to address this ridiculous comment that ‘Just because we got bin Laden doesn’t mean it’s over’. Straight up, Fuck you and anyone who thinks like this. It’s over. Bin Laden is Dead. Al Queda has not been able to pull off any sort of relevant attack in the US in 10 YEARS now. It’s BEEN OVER for years now. How much longer should we all be suspicious of our neighbors and snitching on things that have nothing to do with us?

    Immediately after the 9/11 attacks, G.W. Bush very famously gave a speech (probably the only good one he ever gave) stating that we should all move on with our normal lives, not be afraid, and enjoy all the freedoms that living in this country entail. That is exactly what these explorers were doing. ‘Exploring’ is a very healthy, normal hobby for many many people. By living in fear – in this case – fear of 4 white guys in Harlem – the terrorists win. 4 very harmless people get put through the system for the horrible crime of going into an abandoned, concrete tunnel with fireworks aiming to take some very artsy, creative photographs. Instead of ‘if you see something say something’, I say – we have nothing to fear but fear itself.

    Is exploring against the law? Sometimes. Should those laws be changed? Maybe. Could situations like this just be completely averted if the MTA opened up places like the old Harlem segment of the 2nd ave subway to tours, or artist productions? You fucking bet.

    The Harlem section of second avenue subway runs from 110th street to 120th street. it is a huge open underground space that would be ideal for artist use, public educational tours (school kids would LOVE it), arts and events – all in a neighborhood that arguably could use a very unique attraction. There’s no tracks, no third rail, and no plans to use this segment of tunnel even when the ‘2nd avenue stubway’ finally opens between 63rd and 96th streets.

    We’ll update with more info as it comes along. For now, so far as we know, these 4 guys are still ‘in the system’, – i.e. – in a cell somewhere. No contact with family or friends thus far so far as I’ve heard. I don’t know about you, but I’m offended my tax paying dollars are being spent right now persecuting such people, especially considering the current budget problems in NYC. (Really Bloomberg? You want to throw basically harmless people in jail for doing something dumb, and then close firehouses and fire 4000 teachers? Someone tell me how that makes any fucking sense?)

    (As for the other idiot that went through the Path tunnel – clearly this person is insane. Only an insane idiot would go near a cross river tunnel, especially one owned by the Port Authority, which has cameras and cops everywhere – and then claim to have left a bomb down there – clearly that guy needs more than a night in jail… he needs some mental help, assuming the story is true)

    Update:

    Hilariously, Howard Stern chimed in on the arrests:

    And of course, it’s movie poster worthy!

    Proper credit for the above goes to Rob Dobi.

    Just to update, all 4 are out of the system and probably drinking heavily as I type this.

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  • Phelps Dodge Narrow Gauge Railroad Remains

    Phelps Dodge Narrow Gauge Railroad Remains

    Last week, I mentioned the former Phelps Dodge site in Maspeth in this mission file about some nearby abandoned houses.
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  • The Dirty, Dirty Abandoned Strip Club

    The Dirty, Dirty Abandoned Strip Club


    The Dirty Strip Club is the second abandoned strip club we’ve hit in recent years, though it definitely wins the ‘more disgusting’ award.
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  • What’s an F5?

    What’s an F5?

    With apologizes to Mr Grant… This one is too funny not to post.

  • F5 Hotness

    F5 Hotness

    Sure does take a hot girl to make that old ass F5 throwy worth looking at!

    I have no idea who took this photo, or where. I’m not really surprised though. That F5 a-hole sure did get up all over before moving back to the Ukraine.

  • KARATE!

    KARATE!

    This is some ridiculous style right here.

  • Bushwick Trailer Park

    Bushwick Trailer Park

    By now you’ve probably heard of the Brooklyn Trailer Park Commune. They were evicted from their warehouse space by the FDNY. Upon being pushed out, they took up residence in an abandoned lot which was an old RR siding lot off of the old Bushwick Freight Yard (currently leased by the NY&A RR to Kings Lumber, who receives rail cars of bricks and lumber).

    This eviction seems to have been completely illegal. Kings lumber knew who was living on their land – that is – if it’s even their land. So far as i can see the trailers were on a plot that used to be an old railroad siding that has not been in use for decades. This siding was probably never formally abandoned, but if it was – the rights of ownership most likely go to adjacent property owners.

    Of course, some idiots say ‘the commune people should follow the law’ – Ridiculous. it appears in this case they did, and that those who booted them off the property – Kings lumber and the NYPD – did not. But hey, why not beat up on the weirdos? It’s a sick sad NYC tradition. Then again, animal torture (?) isn’t something we like here, either.

    The last press article merely stated the trailers were now on the street while the commune folk tried to find a place to store them. We just happened to come across these trailers one evening on the Greenpoint waterfront. Claims that the trailers were damaged when removed from the lumber yard seemed unfounded. All looked to be in good shape for their age.

    What will become of these trailers, no one knows. With no residents and no private land to place them, I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re sold off.

  • Talking Trash

    Talking Trash

    WM’s trash cars finally are getting serious paint.

    Hell Nation

    Aye