Author: Control@ltvsquad.com

  • Smart Gallery

    Smart Gallery

    There’s nothing stupid about finding an abandoned building and covering the walls with a dope collection of graff.

  • Boston Bullshit / Woes 6 months

    Boston Bullshit / Woes 6 months

    You gotta love Boston. The inferiority complex of that city is beyond pathological. I’ll save you from one of my lunatic rants and instead toss you over to Ether’s commentary on the sad sac shitty that is Beantown., where you can get his take on their fun newspaper cover this week.

    While we’re blabbering about the city of second best, now’s a good a time as any to point out they just sentenced Woes to the standard 6 for bombing their subpar subways. . I say fuck that. Anyone that served in Iraq and hasn’t killed anyone deserves at least one free pass – time already served.

  • Pyramid of Hate gets a new neighbor.

    Pyramid of Hate gets a new neighbor.

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    New neighbor of the beast, Gasaxe’s Tag of Steel. Weighing in at over 200lbs, that’s some heavy freakin’ metal.

  • Hotbox Stripclub

    Hotbox Stripclub

    A few members noticed this club and it sat on a ‘to-do’ list for months. An initial recon run found all the doors locked tight with double layer doors and no windows at all. This should not have pushed this location onto the back burner of the investigations list but it somehow did. Normally such a laps in protocol would never be tolerated but let’s face it, booze money and women are way more interesting than old abandoned buildings – and anyone who says otherwise is a lying sack of cat crap.

    Eventually a report landed on my desk about this location  – and from all the possible members,  it came from a female. According to her there was indeed access . She entered only to find there was a beeping sound from some sort of alarm system. They aborted but were planning to go back. You’d think some of our hyperactive sexually overdriven 20something boys would have lead the pack into this place, but eh… maybe the memo didn’t get on their desks either.

    LTV Squad: Now hiring ‘minister of memos’ – please don’t apply, we will find you. At home. While you’re sleeping.

    Anyway-

    Abandoned strip clubs are very rare in NYC. Often a club will close, only to reopen a month later under a different name. This one was shut down for over a year, so it seemed clear no one would be reopening this location. With fresh intel on hand we went to take another look.

    The access point was perfectly discrete and able to accommodate a team of 4. I personally lead the way inside and confirmed my own suspicion – the alarm was coming from a broken fire alarm panel. At this point it had been beeping for at least a week with no one showing up to turn it off. Clearly no one gave that much of a shit about this place, though the fact that power is still on means someone somewhere is paying the bills.

    The club interior proved to be everything you’d imagine – bar with stripper poles on a stage behind it in the center of the building. Behind the stage were all those secret rooms your mom works in. There was a VIP lounge complete with it’s own stained couches and stripper pole.

    >But there was something else going on here. In the back there’s a room with a ladder and paint buckets. The bar is coated in dust, but there’s stacks of tools and equipment sitting on it dust free. There’s a jobox locked tight, probably full of pricey power tools.

    >Next to a dirty sink behind the bar I find a 2010 yellow pages. Huh. This confirms our suspicions about the power still being on – this place isn’t completely abandoned. That doesn’t really bother any of us, but the extreme heat in here does. The hot summer combined with no windows has made this entire building one big oven. Content with the crappy photos (walls painted black, not really the greatest for photography), we bail out and are pleased to be back on the midnight streets where the temperate is probably around 85… that’s got to be 20 less than inside the box…

    Time for more booze. Another night, another mission.

  • Why riding the LIRR to Penn Station just became 500% more dangerous

    Why riding the LIRR to Penn Station just became 500% more dangerous


    LIRR ‘protect’ locomotives getting into position just before rush hour, one late summer day in 1991

    If you can cut through the foamer speak, this thread is pretty scary. In a nutshell, on September 13, 2010, the LIRR eliminated a ‘rescue’ train that helped maintain service and protect commuters lives.

    Elimination of ‘the harold protect’.
    Since the dawn of sanity, the LIRR has kept a set of “protect” locomotives (and crew to operate them) just east of the tunnels into Penn Station. This set of locomotives and associated personnel was refereed to as ‘the harold protects’ – named after the old railroad tower at 39th avenue bridge in Queens where they were based. This job was on call during the day, every weekday. They were tasked with “rescuing” stalled trains from the east river tunnels. This would save the railroad from potentially having to shut down or drastically delay 50% of its inbound and outbound trains from Penn when a train gets stuck under the river. The locomotives were diesel powered, allowing them to operate through the tunnels even when there is a problem with the electrical supply used by nearly all of the LIRR’s trains.

    One can think of the ‘protect crew’ as you might the fire department or police: by eliminating this service, the time estimates for removing a train stuck in these tunnels has grown. Insiders claim it could be as high as five hours. In emergency situations, that’s far, far too long. The personnel and equipment used for the protect train were no more idle thumb twiddling money-wasters than your local fire department. Sure, they probably have a measure of downtime in their day, but when your train gets stuck in the tunnel without electricity in the middle of summer – you now have a very dangerous situation.

    Rated as the most dangerous tunnels to be in, on a good day, by seasoned explorers

    East River tunnel exploring, 1996

    The tunnels themselves are rated well within the top five deadliest tunnels in NYC by our experienced team of intrepid insomniac tunnelophiles. You really – REALLY – do not want to get stuck down there. Most tunnels have emergency exists to the surface, but due to these tunnel being under the river, exits are few and far between. They were originally equipped with ladders and spiral staircases not conducive to evacuating a train filled with hundreds of passengers. It is also a long walk through this tunnel from exit to exit. For contrast, in the subways there are emergency exits to the street every 600-800 feet, they consist of a set of stairs up to a hatch leading to sidewalks on the streets above. The LIRR tunnel exits are generally older, smaller, and not built with rapid escapes in mind. Having witnessed the narrow track shelves and ridiculously non-functional ’emergency exits’ of the east river tunnels firsthand, I can tell you with 500% certitude that in case of emergency, these tunnels are definitely not where you want to be.

    It is estimated by some of the LIRR’s own employees that the MTA is at best saving a few thousand bucks on this cutback. It only required 2-3 employees on the shift each week, using 2 locomotives that were long bought and paid for – which are now left sitting in Jamaica not being used for anything. They represent hundreds of thousands of dollars in equipment that the LIRR has now let rust away, un-maintained.

    At a minimum, this cutback has already cost commuters with delays – over the last seven years, numerous trains were stuck in these tunnels. Without a dedicated LIRR crew to ‘rescue’ the train, the LIRR has been forced to rely on Amtrak for this service. Amtrak, of course, has their own problems.

    In the end, it is LIRR customers who lose. That loss is seen whenever a train gets stuck in these tunnels, and a ripple effect delays thousands of commuters. Fortunately it has only been resulted in a monetary loss for commuters. When a real disaster strikes, the stakes will be much higher.

    *Note* This article was drastically re-written and updated from it’s original format, published in 2010.

  • LaHouse

    LaHouse

    This house is a mystery for which I have clues but no answers.

    History:
    Seemingly abandoned sometime in the last few years, this stately home in a nice neighborhood has  changed owners nearly half a dozen times in the last 15 years. The family that seemed to live here most recently has complete disappeared.
    While the home is currently empty, one could get the distinct impression that something rather horrible befell the family that lived here. Some of the last personal property left in the house (and not dumped out back like so much trash) were family photo albums – showing a seemingly happy couple (though rarely seen in the same photo) with young children. They seemed to live in an apartment nearby before buying this house and only living in it a very short while.
    I found the wife’s /homeowners name via online searches. The only direct hit on her fairly common name was on an NYS.gov website for persons whom the state had received money and were holding should said person or their next of kin come forward. It seems an insurance company had tried to send her a payment but could not get in contact with her.
    I once found the name of a recently deceased relative on this list.
    Perhaps the family defaulted on the mortgage and left the country. Who knows really. The fact that they seemed to have left so much personal property behind – especially the photo albums – is just plain strange.

    Exploring:
    Weird place to be, really. At the time, all of the doors to this house were flapping in the breeze. The house itself is large open and airy. A pleasant place to walk through, though we were on the lookout for squatters. Strangely none had taken up residence here.
    The house itself has seen some severe vandalism. The walls are punched in all over the place, wiring and pipes have all been scrapped out. Graffiti artists have used it as their own gallery.
    Some walls have large cracks – I suspect the building on a whole has some severe structural damage that would make it completely unsellable.
    It’s always strange to visit a house like this in NYC. The property here is worth roughly $1M – and here it is – abandoned. With property values what they are it’s very rare to find a place like this. Assuming this building has a proper owner right now, I can’t imagine it will last long.

  • Bombarded Boxcar

    Bombarded Boxcar

    I’ve posted plenty of times about my most recent book, but I figured this batch below (from bonus content that never made the cut yet got dumped in flickr) is pretty epic and noteworthy. Generally speaking it’s not hard to find graffiti on boxcars these days – though this boxcar in particular – spotted in Maspeth last summer – goes well into the ridiculous world of carpet bombed. Multi-layered madness right here. Definite Like.

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  • Pigeons

    Pigeons

    When you go places around town that most people don’t ever get to see, you see the most basic aspects of the city on a whole different level. This post about pigeons is a good example.

    Recently I took the above photo. I never realized that pigeon parents actually hung out together, mated and raised offspring ( which only takes about a month). You’d never know this as they nest in nooks around town on rooftops where we can’t see them.

    I’m not a huge fan of these birds, but I do find it a little harder to hate on them after finding some cuddled up waiting for eggs to be dropped.