Underground Anarchy / eXploring News

Published on: February 17th, 2021 | Written by: Bad Guy Joe

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What’s The Goss?!
All the MTA GOSS!

The subways have completed their reversion back into chaos last week when a madman murdered two and stabbed two others. In response, the NYPD plans to deploy 500 Candy Crush addicts to stand around twitting their thumbs and mainlining Q-Crap instead of doing their jobs.

Some transit workers are being roughed up by rogue crazy people overnight, during those ‘hygiene theater’ hours that also include graff writers crushing clean trains like it’s legal. Perhaps in response to all this, the subways will only be closed two hours overnight starting next week.

If all that ain’t bad old days enough for you check out how actually toxic many subway stations are. Like Lewis Black once said maybe put a fucken fan down there!

Meanwhile, when they’re not busy trying to overthrow the government, Metro North workers are having sex on the job!

To wrap up this last gossip story ain’t got shit to do with anything but I do love a person who just sticks with something forever, and runs circles around those who come along after him. GOAT shit right here.

ACAB
Ed Mullins is too brain damaged to remain employed by the NYPD, or anyone else for that matter. Get this brain-worm infested, Q-Anon Clown out of our city.

Speaking of NYPD, they still clocking an unknown amount of overtime having cops sit in their cars shitposting on the internet. All of this to guard a few statues that literally no one other than DeBlasio or Cuomo actually want.

While not a cop, check out this crazy ass Q-Grandma tagging up right wing trash around CT. Talk about a triggered snowflake.

London’s DIY Diggers
That HS2 tunnel protest has spawned a copycat tunnel in a different park, where protesters are hoping to save some trees.

Meanwhile, a dad named Roc fears for his kids Blue and Lazer’s lives as the live underground during the protest. Personally I fear for his pets names. 😛

New Tunnel Smell
Elon M*sk blowjob site Teslarati has a rundown of where all the boring tunnel projects may / are going down. It’s like a hit list of places to go explore and tag up with pro-socialism graffiti. Cuz we gunna tax this shitbag to oblivion.

New big drain construction has Cali on my brain man I need me some Jacumba BBQ sometime soon…

Shorty’s Short Shorts
The owners of this abandoned, bombed out train stop in Philadelphia are quite literally fighting in court to keep their bando and leave it the fuck alone. Gritty would approve!

Pro: This million dollar bunker home is FUCKING AMAZING and for sale.
Con: (?) It’s in Kansas. Hey I’d take it. KC BBQ is the shit. Plus you’re in a bunker and can set up gun placements to blow up any of your red state nosy ass neighbors who think they can show up and give you a misrouted amazon package. NAH BISH GET OUT OF MY YARD.

Not a band but cool AF—check out this space station like drawing of Hashima island. Kashima is the ‘bando island in Japan where scenes from the James Bond Skyfall movie were set.

Sounds like they’re trying to auction seats to the Trump hotel implosion in Atlantic City again. Very weird for a basically amounts to the blowing up of a stack of metal sticks…

LOL CP Rail dropped 26 freight cars worth of grain in a remote area of British Columbia and now they’ve had to put up electric fencing to prevent the area from becoming a massive grizzly bear feeding party. My dudes fuck the fences let Grizz get all that shit!

A big bando in South Bend might get fixed up and yo tell Mayo Pete to leave that shit alone.

Spartanburg, SC is trying to clean up how ugly their gross bando town looks.

Reading, PA has some ‘bando buildings crumbling under the weight of this year’s brutal winter.

Bando BBQ—Fire and Ice Edition
Last week a gritty bando burned up in San Jose and while it was a sucky bando my those fire photos are cool.

Some big ole building in The D burned up last week and I’m gunna bet a nickel it was scrappers. Hey remember that time scrappers literally deconstructed part of the Packard Plant so they could rip out the I beams? I still love Detroit.

International Update
Israel put out this cop-agenda piece about their military hunting down ‘terrorist tunnels’ and fuck all the way off. #FreePalestine.

That new access tunnel being built at Stonehenge ran into a snag when an ancient burial site was uncovered. While we’re in the UK, here’s a story of an old pub that once had a ‘priest tunnel‘.

And that’s a wrap…
Yo our dude Hert is about to have his freedom and that’s fucking killer. I dipped into the earnings from my 5ptz book to buy up two of his canvases. If you’re looking for some cool outsider art and want to help a great person finally be free of shackles that have tied him down for the past decade, here is his website.

I can’t remember if I ever mentioned this but I’ll be putting the majority of what I make off the 5ptz book back into supporting artists. In these shitty times we all gotta help each other out.

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